Sunday 15 April 2012

WHAT PENSION WORRIES?


A girlfriend of mine (Auntie Mole) posted this on my Facebook timeline, and I thought it would be an interesting one to share.

I worry about our older generation.  They are the ones that gave us the freedom and life we have today, yet we are happy to overlook and forget them.  They need us now, and it’s just become all too much of an inconvenience for us to deal with.

Think twice next time you’re dealing with oldies; they’re doing the best they can.


What Pension Worries ?
Worried your pension will run short ?

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you.  What do you do?

Senior Health Care Solution 

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. 

You are allowed to shoot 2 MPs and 2 illegal immigrants!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison
where you will get 3 meals a day,
a roof over your head, central heating,
air conditioning and all the health care you need!

New teeth? - No problem.
Need glasses? - Great.
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?
All covered.

(And your kids can come and visit you (as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this?

The same government that just told you
they cannot afford for you to go into a home. 

Plus, because you are a prisoner,
you don't have to pay income tax any more. 

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?
No wonder the rest of the world’s population can’t get here fast enough!

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