THANKS FOR NOTHIN'....

Optus Directories: welcome to Optus Directories. Area you're after?
Lee: Kilmore, Victoria 
Optus: Kilmore, Victoria. Name of business?
Lee: Not 100% sure, but it has 'noodle' in the name
Optus: searching for 'noodle' in Kilmore
Lee: *giggles*
Optus: i have Noodle Wok in Mt Bulla. Can i put you through?
Lee: no
Optus: why not?
Lee: because i asked for Kilmore, not Mt Bulla. KILMORE.
Optus: okay. I'll search again.
Lee: good idea champ.
Optus: nothing with 'noodle' in Kilmore. Would you like the number for the Mt Bulla business?
Lee: *sigh* i know it's hard to grasp the geography of this great land when you're based in an Indian call centre, so trust me when i say that Mt Bulla is a tad far from Kilmore to go and get noodles.
Optus: it's the only number i have.
Lee: fail. Forget it.
Optus: okay...
Lee: but do me a favour?
Optus: yes? *chirpily*
Lee: Grab an atlas of the country you're supposed to be servicing to at least give yourself an idea. Otherwise: Google Maps my friend. Google maps.
Optus: okay...
Lee: thanks for nothin'...